There were three mentally retarded men taken to the psychic for test. On reach the doctor’s office they were put in a line answer some questions so that to determine who has reason than the others. The firs person was asked 3*3 ( 3 times 3) ? Ask the doctor. 274 answered the first person. Huh !! Shouted the doctor. Then 2nd man was a the same question, he replied three times three equals to Tuesday. Oh lord ! The Dr shouted. Given a look to third person who is smiling, the kind of smile that can tell u a confidence. I belief u can’t be like others, said the doctor, God willing I’ll make the difference clear go ahead with your question said the third man. The doctor him asked him 3*3, the answered 9 immediately with smile and confident. That’s correct ! with happiness replied the doctor. But how do u get to that ? ask the doctor. The man said is very simple just minus 274 from Tuesday is equal to 9.

So , now we got three conclusion.

• First, those three men are really mentally retarded.
• Second, the third one got the right answer from a wrong way.
• Third, the EQ of the doctor is not high enough to deal with those men.

And we also got one question.

• Why and how can he make it?!!!

—————————-Thinking Time———————————————————-

Maybe you have thought it from a long time and gotten some clues.

• First, 274 is not two hundred and seventy four. It stands for three number, two, seven, and four.
• Second, the third man can’t tell the difference between Tuesday and Thursday because they are quite similar
• Third, Thursday stands for the number, 4

Then this mathematical problem is solved. 2, 7 ,4 three numbers, pick up the “4″. Remaining 2 and 7 that make a sum is 9.

That is only my inference. Maybe it’s only a simple joke. But I think maybe my explanation will make it more enjoyable.

An Italian speaks English in Malta …

Of course, this is just a joke. But the problems that our accent make us misunderstood  are very common in our lives. Maybe Our mother tongue is not suitable for speaking English. That makes me thought up one Indian teacher , Arun,who teach me UML course. His heavy accent always make the students very puzzled. Tough he try his best to use the simplest English to communicate with us, but his Indian accent was still the biggest problem.

The last time I met him is the time I went back to  have my hair cut. To my surprise, he was in the barber shop too. And he was waiting his Chinese girl friend whose hair was being cut.

He: God! The very moment I waiting for has come finally.
She:Can I cop out?
He: No! Never think about it!
She:Do you love me?
He: Yes! Of course!
She:Wouldn’t you betray me?
He: No! I won’t. Stop this foolish thinking!
She:Can you give me a kiss?
He: Sure! And not just one time!
She:Would you hit me with you fists?
He: That’s impossible!
She:Can you be the man who I can trust?

Married ones go from bottom to top：

The first explorer was very lechery. he is so lust for women that he yelled “Beauty~ Beautiful Women~~”  then jumped into the valley. And then, he got a valley full of beautiful women

The next one was a bookworm. So this guy shouted”Books~ a lot of books” before he jumped into the valley. As his wish, he was drowned in the valley of books

Then came to the third guy who was quite indecisive that took a hour to make the cash as his word. After that he took his way to the edge of valley. When he came close to the cliff, he stumbled against a stone by accident. “Shit !” he turned back cursed the stone subconsciously. When he turned around and took the next step, he discovered there was no the next step… and fell into the valley full of …

PS: This is the first time to try to translate jokes. Thanks for reading and welcome to send  bug report when you dicovery any.